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crop tops View all

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inversion crop top
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internet fame crop top
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inversion crop top
inversion crop top
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inversion crop top
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inversion crop top
inversion crop top
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inversion crop top

inversion crop top

Regular price $28 USD
The next time you find yourself upside down on the pole (or webcam?), deploy this not-so-subtle reminder to your audience...we think (hope?) Barbara Kruger would agree with the sentiment. 🙃

A super soft crop top for ladies with edgy style. Trendy, with a light texture - this crop top is a summer must-have. A narrow fit sits right at the waist and pairs perfectly with high waisted styles! 

  • Made of 100% cotton, this crop top has a soft hand feel and light texture.
  • Form fitting
  • Made in the USA
  • Bottom hem has an unfinished, raw edge

Please note this style runs small. As the shirts are hand made, the size measurements can vary by 1-2 inches. Most of our premium and/or unisex tees can be DIY-cropped if the original crop tops run too small.

  • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
  • $6 for orders less than $49 (USA)
  • $8 for orders less than $49 (Canada)
  • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

Your order is printed on demand, just for you! Expect about 3 days for production, and ~3-5 days for shipping.

Certain items/sizes are stocked on demand and in some rare cases may require a few extra days for fulfillment. Thanks for your patience!

 

internet fame crop top
internet fame crop top
internet fame crop top
internet fame crop top
internet fame crop top
internet fame crop top

internet fame crop top

Regular price $28 USD
The perks of being a millennial are few and far in between...we gotta take 'em where we can get 'em. #internetfame #nevergetarealjob

A super soft crop top for ladies with edgy style. Trendy, with a light texture - this crop top is a summer must-have. A narrow fit sits right at the waist and pairs perfectly with high waisted styles! 

  • Made of 100% cotton, this crop top has a soft hand feel and light texture.
  • Form fitting
  • Made in the USA
  • Bottom hem has an unfinished, raw edge

Please note this style runs small. As the shirts are hand made, the size measurements can vary by 1-2 inches. Most of our premium and/or unisex tees can be DIY-cropped if the original crop tops run too small.

  • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
  • $6 for orders less than $49 (USA)
  • $8 for orders less than $49 (Canada)
  • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

Your order is printed on demand, just for you! Expect about 3 days for production, and ~3-5 days for shipping.

Certain items/sizes are stocked on demand and in some rare cases may require a few extra days for fulfillment. Thanks for your patience!

 

tell your dad crop top
tell your dad crop top
tell your dad crop top
tell your dad crop top
tell your dad crop top
tell your dad crop top

tell your dad crop top

Regular price $28 USD

it's a DogRates crossover...but for SW'ers 😉

A super soft crop top for ladies with edgy style. Trendy, with a light texture - this crop top is a summer must-have. A narrow fit sits right at the waist and pairs perfectly with high waisted styles! 

  • Made of 100% cotton, this crop top has a soft hand feel and light texture.
  • Form fitting
  • Made in the USA
  • Bottom hem has an unfinished, raw edge

Please note this style runs small. As the shirts are hand made, the size measurements can vary by 1-2 inches. Most of our premium and/or unisex tees can be DIY-cropped if the original crop tops run too small.

  • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
  • $6 for orders less than $49 (USA)
  • $8 for orders less than $49 (Canada)
  • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

Your order is printed on demand, just for you! Expect about 3 days for production, and ~3-5 days for shipping.

Certain items/sizes are stocked on demand and in some rare cases may require a few extra days for fulfillment. Thanks for your patience!

 

not your therapist crop top
not your therapist crop top
not your therapist crop top
not your therapist crop top
not your therapist crop top
not your therapist crop top
not your therapist crop top
not your therapist crop top

not your therapist crop top

Regular price $28 USD

I do not exist to perform free emotional labor...You gotta pay me extra for that shit.

A super soft crop top for ladies with edgy style. Trendy, with a light texture - this crop top is a summer must-have. A narrow fit sits right at the waist and pairs perfectly with high waisted styles! 

  • Made of 100% cotton, this crop top has a soft hand feel and light texture.
  • Form fitting
  • Made in the USA
  • Bottom hem has an unfinished, raw edge

Please note this style runs small. As the shirts are hand made, the size measurements can vary by 1-2 inches. Most of our premium and/or unisex tees can be DIY-cropped if the original crop tops run too small.

  • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
  • $6 for orders less than $49 (USA)
  • $8 for orders less than $49 (Canada)
  • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

Your order is printed on demand, just for you! Expect about 3 days for production, and ~3-5 days for shipping.

Certain items/sizes are stocked on demand and in some rare cases may require a few extra days for fulfillment. Thanks for your patience!

 

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worker's rights vintage tank
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tell your dad vintage tank
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no bad women vintage tank
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worker's rights vintage tank
worker's rights vintage tank
worker's rights vintage tank
worker's rights vintage tank
worker's rights vintage tank
worker's rights vintage tank
worker's rights vintage tank
worker's rights vintage tank
worker's rights vintage tank
worker's rights vintage tank

worker's rights vintage tank

Regular price $28 USD

10% from the sale of each shirt will be donated to the Woodhull Freedom Foundation, the only national human rights organization that works full-time to affirm and protect sexual freedom as a fundamental human right. The Woodhull Foundation has filed a federal lawsuit challenging FOSTA.

 

You'll love the luxuriantly soft, lightweight tank from Next Level. This trifecta of fabrics is the industry standard for optimum blended apparel and will retain that soft, jersey-knit feeling wash after wash. Due to being pre-laundered, excess shrinkage is avoided, so it will stay true to size. The tank is ideal as a workout piece and  allows for a full range of movement, while making a statement with its trendy t-shaped racerback style. A longer, looser, semi-fitted shirt length works to flatter your figure in all the right places.

  • super soft 4.3 oz tri-blend fabric
  • racerback cut
  • breathable fit
  • exposed edge stitching
  • extra long length

 

  • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
  • $6 for orders less than $49 (USA)
  • $8 for orders less than $49 (Canada)
  • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

Your order is printed on demand, just for you! Expect about 3 days for production, and ~3-5 days for shipping.

Certain items/sizes are stocked on demand and in some rare cases may require a few extra days for fulfillment. Thanks for your patience!

 

tell your dad vintage tank
tell your dad vintage tank
tell your dad vintage tank
tell your dad vintage tank
tell your dad vintage tank
tell your dad vintage tank
tell your dad vintage tank
tell your dad vintage tank

tell your dad vintage tank

Regular price $28 USD
it's a DogRates crossover...but for SW'ers 😉

You'll love the luxuriantly soft, lightweight tank from Next Level. This trifecta of fabrics is the industry standard for optimum blended apparel and will retain that soft, jersey-knit feeling wash after wash. Due to being pre-laundered, excess shrinkage is avoided, so it will stay true to size. The tank is ideal as a workout piece and  allows for a full range of movement, while making a statement with its trendy t-shaped racerback style. A longer, looser, semi-fitted shirt length works to flatter your figure in all the right places.

  • super soft 4.3 oz tri-blend fabric
  • racerback cut
  • breathable fit
  • exposed edge stitching
  • extra long length

 

  • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
  • $6 for orders less than $49 (USA)
  • $8 for orders less than $49 (Canada)
  • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

Your order is printed on demand, just for you! Expect about 3 days for production, and ~3-5 days for shipping.

Certain items/sizes are stocked on demand and in some rare cases may require a few extra days for fulfillment. Thanks for your patience!

 

no bad women vintage tank
no bad women vintage tank
no bad women vintage tank
no bad women vintage tank
no bad women vintage tank
no bad women vintage tank
no bad women vintage tank
no bad women vintage tank
no bad women vintage tank
no bad women vintage tank

no bad women vintage tank

Regular price $28 USD

10% from the sale of each shirt will be donated to the Woodhull Freedom Foundation, the only national human rights organization that works full-time to affirm and protect sexual freedom as a fundamental human right. The Woodhull Foundation has filed a federal lawsuit challenging FOSTA.

 

You'll love the luxuriantly soft, lightweight tank from Next Level. This trifecta of fabrics is the industry standard for optimum blended apparel and will retain that soft, jersey-knit feeling wash after wash. Due to being pre-laundered, excess shrinkage is avoided, so it will stay true to size. The tank is ideal as a workout piece and  allows for a full range of movement, while making a statement with its trendy t-shaped racerback style. A longer, looser, semi-fitted shirt length works to flatter your figure in all the right places.

  • super soft 4.3 oz tri-blend fabric
  • racerback cut
  • breathable fit
  • exposed edge stitching
  • extra long length

 

  • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
  • $6 for orders less than $49 (USA)
  • $8 for orders less than $49 (Canada)
  • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

Your order is printed on demand, just for you! Expect about 3 days for production, and ~3-5 days for shipping.

Certain items/sizes are stocked on demand and in some rare cases may require a few extra days for fulfillment. Thanks for your patience!

 

trapitalism vintage tank
trapitalism vintage tank
trapitalism vintage tank
trapitalism vintage tank

trapitalism vintage tank

Regular price $28 USD

"Yet still, despite the dirt cheap vacuums and flat-screen TVs, something seems wrong. People keep complaining about 'income inequality' and writing books about how grindingly difficult it is for an alarmingly large number of Americans to get by.

Conservatives seem to have noticed that their primary argument—why do you feel so poor when you have such a large TV?—has had trouble making inroads among people who actually experience life in the United States. They’ve noticed, too, that while TVs, for example, are quite cheap, things essential to live—and things essential to 'get ahead' in the United States—are only becoming more expensive.

The prices of things like new cars, clothing, toys, and TVs are staying steady or dramatically falling relative to the inflation rate, while food, housing, child care, and—especially—medical care skyrocket in price. If you want an explanation of why non-wealthy Americans feel so stretched thin even in a time of supposed abundance, there it is. They can afford to get their kids toys but not bachelor’s degrees."

- excerpt from The Baffler, "Consolation Prizes" by Alex Pareene

 

You'll love the luxuriantly soft, lightweight tank from Next Level. This trifecta of fabrics is the industry standard for optimum blended apparel and will retain that soft, jersey-knit feeling wash after wash. Due to being pre-laundered, excess shrinkage is avoided, so it will stay true to size. The tank is ideal as a workout piece and  allows for a full range of movement, while making a statement with its trendy t-shaped racerback style. A longer, looser, semi-fitted shirt length works to flatter your figure in all the right places.

  • super soft 4.3 oz tri-blend fabric
  • racerback cut
  • breathable fit
  • exposed edge stitching
  • extra long length

 

  • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
  • $6 for orders less than $49 (USA)
  • $8 for orders less than $49 (Canada)
  • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

Your order is printed on demand, just for you! Expect about 3 days for production, and ~3-5 days for shipping.

Certain items/sizes are stocked on demand and in some rare cases may require a few extra days for fulfillment. Thanks for your patience!

 

fitted tees View all

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sorority fitted tee
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champagne room fitted tee
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another night in paradise fitted tee
$28 USD
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inversion fitted tee
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sorority fitted tee
sorority fitted tee
sorority fitted tee
sorority fitted tee
sorority fitted tee
sorority fitted tee
sorority fitted tee
sorority fitted tee

sorority fitted tee

Regular price $28 USD 1

Welcome to the world's oldest, most diverse sisterhood...we're all for taking the best ideals of a sorority (friendship, camaraderie, loyalty) and turning the rest of the negative stereotypes (exclusion, caucasity, class divide) on its head.

vive la sex work sorority! 🎉

You can't help but feel great in this fashionable ring-spun tee from Anvil. It's soft, light and will hold up to repeated washings. 100% preshrunk, combed and ring spun cotton keeps printing crisp and sizing accurate.

  • 100% pre-shrunk jersey knit with for an ultra soft, premium feel
  • Comfortable feminine silhouette
  • Classic height t-shirt neckline
  • Satin tear-away neck label for comfort
    • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
    • $6 for orders less than $49 (USA)
    • $8 for orders less than $49 (Canada)
    • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

    Your order is printed on demand, just for you! Expect about 3 days for production, and ~3-5 days for shipping.

    Certain items/sizes are stocked on demand and in some rare cases may require a few extra days for fulfillment. Thanks for your patience!

     

    champagne room fitted tee
    champagne room fitted tee
    champagne room fitted tee
    champagne room fitted tee
    champagne room fitted tee
    champagne room fitted tee
    champagne room fitted tee
    champagne room fitted tee
    champagne room fitted tee
    champagne room fitted tee

    champagne room fitted tee

    Regular price $28 USD 2

    Where to find me every Saturday night...

    You can't help but feel great in this fashionable ring-spun tee from Anvil. It's soft, light and will hold up to repeated washings. 100% preshrunk, combed and ring spun cotton keeps printing crisp and sizing accurate.

    • 100% pre-shrunk jersey knit with for an ultra soft, premium feel
    • Comfortable feminine silhouette
    • Classic height t-shirt neckline
    • Satin tear-away neck label for comfort
      • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
      • $6 for orders less than $49 (USA)
      • $8 for orders less than $49 (Canada)
      • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

      Your order is printed on demand, just for you! Expect about 3 days for production, and ~3-5 days for shipping.

      Certain items/sizes are stocked on demand and in some rare cases may require a few extra days for fulfillment. Thanks for your patience!

       

      another night in paradise fitted tee
      another night in paradise fitted tee
      another night in paradise fitted tee
      another night in paradise fitted tee
      another night in paradise fitted tee
      another night in paradise fitted tee
      another night in paradise fitted tee
      another night in paradise fitted tee

      another night in paradise fitted tee

      Regular price $28 USD

      Bright lights, big city. It's another night in paradise. 

      You can't help but feel great in this fashionable ring-spun tee from Anvil. It's soft, light and will hold up to repeated washings. 100% preshrunk, combed and ring spun cotton keeps printing crisp and sizing accurate.

      • 100% pre-shrunk jersey knit with for an ultra soft, premium feel
      • Comfortable feminine silhouette
      • Classic height t-shirt neckline
      • Satin tear-away neck label for comfort
        • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
        • $6 for orders less than $49 (USA)
        • $8 for orders less than $49 (Canada)
        • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

        Your order is printed on demand, just for you! Expect about 3 days for production, and ~3-5 days for shipping.

        Certain items/sizes are stocked on demand and in some rare cases may require a few extra days for fulfillment. Thanks for your patience!

         

        inversion fitted tee
        inversion fitted tee
        inversion fitted tee
        inversion fitted tee
        inversion fitted tee
        inversion fitted tee
        inversion fitted tee
        inversion fitted tee
        inversion fitted tee
        inversion fitted tee

        inversion fitted tee

        Regular price $28 USD
        The next time you find yourself upside down on the pole (or webcam?), deploy this not-so-subtle reminder to your audience...we think (hope?) Barbara Kruger would agree with the sentiment. 🙃

        You can't help but feel great in this fashionable ring-spun tee from Anvil. It's soft, light and will hold up to repeated washings. 100% preshrunk, combed and ring spun cotton keeps printing crisp and sizing accurate.

        • 100% pre-shrunk jersey knit with for an ultra soft, premium feel
        • Comfortable feminine silhouette
        • Classic height t-shirt neckline
        • Satin tear-away neck label for comfort
          • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
          • $6 for orders less than $49 (USA)
          • $8 for orders less than $49 (Canada)
          • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

          Your order is printed on demand, just for you! Expect about 3 days for production, and ~3-5 days for shipping.

          Certain items/sizes are stocked on demand and in some rare cases may require a few extra days for fulfillment. Thanks for your patience!

           

          unisex tees View all

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          another night in paradise unisex tee
          $28 USD
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          not your therapist unisex tee
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          intersectional future uni-sex tee
          $28 USD
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          sorority unisex tee
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          another night in paradise unisex tee
          another night in paradise unisex tee
          another night in paradise unisex tee
          another night in paradise unisex tee
          another night in paradise unisex tee
          another night in paradise unisex tee

          another night in paradise unisex tee

          Regular price $28 USD
          Bright lights, big city. It's another night in paradise.
          This updated unisex essential from Bella+Canvas fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves and designed with superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
          • Unisex sizing; retail fit
          • Fitted at bicep; shoulder taping
          • Side-seamed
          • Tear-away neck label for comfort
          • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
          • $6 for orders less than $49 (USA)
          • $8 for orders less than $49 (Canada)
          • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

          Your order is printed on demand, just for you! Expect about 3 days for production, and ~3-5 days for shipping.

          Certain items/sizes are stocked on demand and in some rare cases may require a few extra days for fulfillment. Thanks for your patience!

           

          not your therapist unisex tee
          not your therapist unisex tee
          not your therapist unisex tee
          not your therapist unisex tee
          not your therapist unisex tee
          not your therapist unisex tee
          not your therapist unisex tee
          not your therapist unisex tee

          not your therapist unisex tee

          Regular price $28 USD

          I do not exist to perform free emotional labor...You gotta pay me extra for that shit.

          This updated unisex essential from Bella+Canvas fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves and designed with superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
          • Unisex sizing; retail fit
          • Fitted at bicep; shoulder taping
          • Side-seamed
          • Tear-away neck label for comfort
          • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
          • $6 for orders less than $49 (USA)
          • $8 for orders less than $49 (Canada)
          • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

          Your order is printed on demand, just for you! Expect about 3 days for production, and ~3-5 days for shipping.

          Certain items/sizes are stocked on demand and in some rare cases may require a few extra days for fulfillment. Thanks for your patience!

           

          intersectional future uni-sex tee
          intersectional future uni-sex tee
          intersectional future uni-sex tee
          intersectional future uni-sex tee
          intersectional future uni-sex tee
          intersectional future uni-sex tee
          intersectional future uni-sex tee
          intersectional future uni-sex tee
          intersectional future uni-sex tee
          intersectional future uni-sex tee

          intersectional future uni-sex tee

          Regular price $28 USD
          but first, a primer on intersectionality
          This updated unisex essential from Bella+Canvas fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves and designed with superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
          • Unisex sizing; retail fit
          • Fitted at bicep; shoulder taping
          • Side-seamed
          • Tear-away neck label for comfort
          • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
          • $6 for orders less than $49 (USA)
          • $8 for orders less than $49 (Canada)
          • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

          Your order is printed on demand, just for you! Expect about 3 days for production, and ~3-5 days for shipping.

          Certain items/sizes are stocked on demand and in some rare cases may require a few extra days for fulfillment. Thanks for your patience!

           

          sorority unisex tee
          sorority unisex tee
          sorority unisex tee
          sorority unisex tee
          sorority unisex tee
          sorority unisex tee

          sorority unisex tee

          Regular price $28 USD

          Welcome to the world's oldest, most diverse sisterhood...we're all for taking the best ideals of a sorority (friendship, camaraderie, loyalty) and turning the rest of the negative stereotypes (exclusion, caucasity, class divide) on its head.

          vive la sex work sorority! 🎉

          This updated unisex essential from Bella+Canvas fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves and designed with superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
          • Unisex sizing; retail fit
          • Fitted at bicep; shoulder taping
          • Side-seamed
          • Tear-away neck label for comfort
          • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
          • $6 for orders less than $49 (USA)
          • $8 for orders less than $49 (Canada)
          • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

          Your order is printed on demand, just for you! Expect about 3 days for production, and ~3-5 days for shipping.

          Certain items/sizes are stocked on demand and in some rare cases may require a few extra days for fulfillment. Thanks for your patience!

           

          hoodies View all

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          squad goals hoodie
          $42 USD
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          another night in paradise cropped hoodie
          $42 USD
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          trapitalism hoodie
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          squad goals hoodie
          squad goals hoodie
          squad goals hoodie
          squad goals hoodie
          squad goals hoodie

          squad goals hoodie

          Regular price $42 USD 1

          "But there are a lot of people who seem to want to 'destigmatize' pole dance; many of the articles I read for this post talked about changing the “stereotype” of pole dance. The thing is, it’s not a stereotype. It’s a history, a community, an art form with its roots in the strip club." What "Why I Dance" Got Wrong About Pole

          "...There is a willful erasure of the women whose labor inspired the sport."  Why Is There An On-Going Feud Between Strippers and Pole Dancers?

          #honoryourforemothers #yesastripper #blackherstory

          A soft and comfy unisex hoodie from Bella+Canvas. Thanks to the exceptionally soft fleece fabric and slimmer fit, this hoodie is a great partner all year round. The cotton/poly Airlume blend maintains its softness wash after wash, without pilling or becoming scratchy.

          • Ribbed cuffs and waistband
          • Kangaroo pockets
          • Slim fit
          • Unisex sizing
          • White cord drawstring
          • Tear-away neck label for comfort
          • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
          • $6 for orders less than $49 (USA)
          • $8 for orders less than $49 (Canada)
          • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

          Your order is printed on demand, just for you! Expect about 3 days for production, and ~3-5 days for shipping.

          Certain items/sizes are stocked on demand and in some rare cases may require a few extra days for fulfillment. Thanks for your patience!

           

          champagne room hoodie
          champagne room hoodie
          champagne room hoodie
          champagne room hoodie
          champagne room hoodie
          champagne room hoodie
          champagne room hoodie
          champagne room hoodie
          champagne room hoodie
          champagne room hoodie

          champagne room hoodie

          Regular price $42 USD

          For those nights you just need a little extra personal affirmation: "I will be in the champagne room all night...I will be in the champagne room all night..."

          Of course, this hoodie is sofreakingsoft and cozy (srsly it feels like a cloud) that by the time you get to work, you're not gonna wanna take it off  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

          A soft and comfy unisex hoodie from Bella+Canvas. Thanks to the exceptionally soft fleece fabric and slimmer fit, this hoodie is a great partner all year round. The cotton/poly Airlume blend maintains its softness wash after wash, without pilling or becoming scratchy.

          • Ribbed cuffs and waistband
          • Kangaroo pockets
          • Slim fit
          • Unisex sizing
          • White cord drawstring
          • Tear-away neck label for comfort
          • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
          • $6 for orders less than $49 (USA)
          • $8 for orders less than $49 (Canada)
          • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

          Your order is printed on demand, just for you! Expect about 3 days for production, and ~3-5 days for shipping.

          Certain items/sizes are stocked on demand and in some rare cases may require a few extra days for fulfillment. Thanks for your patience!

           

          another night in paradise cropped hoodie
          another night in paradise cropped hoodie
          another night in paradise cropped hoodie
          another night in paradise cropped hoodie
          another night in paradise cropped hoodie
          another night in paradise cropped hoodie

          another night in paradise cropped hoodie

          Regular price $42 USD 1

          Bright lights, big city. Another night in paradise.

           

          This trendy cropped hoodie is a must-have for your wear-it-to-work wardrobe. Its raw edge and dyed to match drawstrings make it fashion forward while the poly cotton brushed fleece brings an unmatched level of comfort.

          • Cropped body with a raw edge hem
          • 52% ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
          • Matching drawstrings
          • Cozy "boyfriend" fit, slightly oversized

           

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          trapitalism hoodie
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          trapitalism hoodie

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          "Yet still, despite the dirt cheap vacuums and flat-screen TVs, something seems wrong. People keep complaining about 'income inequality' and writing books about how grindingly difficult it is for an alarmingly large number of Americans to get by.

          Conservatives seem to have noticed that their primary argument—why do you feel so poor when you have such a large TV?—has had trouble making inroads among people who actually experience life in the United States. They’ve noticed, too, that while TVs, for example, are quite cheap, things essential to live—and things essential to 'get ahead' in the United States—are only becoming more expensive.

          The prices of things like new cars, clothing, toys, and TVs are staying steady or dramatically falling relative to the inflation rate, while food, housing, child care, and—especially—medical care skyrocket in price. If you want an explanation of why non-wealthy Americans feel so stretched thin even in a time of supposed abundance, there it is. They can afford to get their kids toys but not bachelor’s degrees."

          - excerpt from The Baffler, "Consolation Prizes" by Alex Pareene

          This globally manufactured American Apparel hoodie is made out of California fleece that's soft to the touch. It's like wearing a comfy, warm cloud! The hoodie is pre-washed to minimize shrinkage and is breathable, yet extra thick for warmth.
          • 100% California fleece cotton|
          • Fabric weight: 7.2 oz
          • Matching polyester drawcord
          • Raglan sleeves
          • Front pouch pocket

          American Apparel California Fleece Pullover (Unisex)

          XS S M L XL 2XL
          Chest (inches) 32-34 36-38 40-42 42-44 46-48 48-50
          Waist (inches) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38 40-42

          "By historical and international standards, there are much worse things to be than a member of the stagnant or declining middle class in America—nearly everyone we’re talking about probably has televisions and refrigerators among other cheaply produced pieces of gadgetry. But people seem to choose to obliterate themselves not when their current situation is dire, but when there is no apparent path to a better one.

          Yet still, despite the dirt cheap vacuums and flat-screen TVs, something seems wrong. People keep complaining about “income inequality” and writing books about how grindingly difficult it is for an alarmingly large number of Americans to get by. Conservatives seem to have noticed that their primary argument—why do you feel so poor when you have such a large TV?—has had trouble making inroads among people who actually experience life in the United States. They’ve noticed, too, that while TVs, for example, are quite cheap, things essential to live—and things essential to “get ahead” in the United States—are only becoming more expensive.

          The prices of things like new cars, clothing, toys, and TVs staying steady or dramatically falling relative to the inflation rate, while food, housing, child care, and—especially—medical care skyrocket in price. If you want an explanation of why non-wealthy Americans feel so stretched thin even in a time of supposed abundance, there it is. They can afford to get their kids toys but not bachelor’s degrees.

          The disrupted vision of the end of work, in other words, is simply underemployment, mitigated by the escapist pleasure of eating pizza in front a $150, forty-inch TV. But if that’s all the future economy has to offer millions of Americans, shouldn’t the pizza and TV suck a bit less? That’s what’s especially galling about self-driving pizzas replacing pensions: how quietly crummy the tidal wave of affordable gadgets is. We live in a secretly janky future."

          selected excerpt from "Consolation Prizes," by Alex Pareene for The Baffler

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          "Alexa, play 'easy like sunday morning.'"

          You worked hard all weekend..Sundays are for laying on the couch, snuggling with your favorite dog, cat, partner, or vibrator, and counting up all those stacks.

           

          Stylish, durable, and--let's face it--you can never own too many pairs. These poly/spandex leggings are made of a super cozy microfiber yarn and they'll never lose their stretch. Medium-weight and safely opaque for day to day use. For truly "squat-proof" thickness, consider ordering up one size to minimize overstretching.

          • Fabric: 82% polyester, 18% spandex
          • Fabric weight: 6.61 oz
          • Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our in-house team
          • Four-way stretch, which means fabric stretches and recovers both on the cross and lengthwise grains
          • Made of a microfiber yarn, which is smooth and comfortable
          • Generous elastic waistband for smooth waistline
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          Dreamy, cozy, outer space inspired leggings

           

          Stylish, durable, and--let's face it--you can never own too many pairs. These poly/spandex leggings are made of a super cozy microfiber yarn and they'll never lose their stretch. Medium-weight and safely opaque for day to day use. For truly "squat-proof" thickness, consider ordering up one size to minimize overstretching.

          • Fabric: 82% polyester, 18% spandex
          • Fabric weight: 6.61 oz
          • Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our in-house team
          • Four-way stretch, which means fabric stretches and recovers both on the cross and lengthwise grains
          • Made of a microfiber yarn, which is smooth and comfortable
          • Generous elastic waistband for smooth waistline
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          Beautifully printed leggings featuring three dimensional lace "illusion" panels; delicate on the eyes, tough on the gym....couch. whatever.

          Stylish, durable, and--let's face it--you can never own too many pairs. These poly/spandex leggings are made of a super cozy microfiber yarn and they'll never lose their stretch. Medium-weight and safely opaque for day to day use. For truly "squat-proof" thickness, consider ordering up one size to minimize overstretching.

          • Fabric: 82% polyester, 18% spandex
          • Fabric weight: 6.61 oz
          • Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our in-house team
          • Four-way stretch, which means fabric stretches and recovers both on the cross and lengthwise grains
          • Made of a microfiber yarn, which is smooth and comfortable
          • Generous elastic waistband for smooth waistline
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          ✔️ for when you're feeling sexy but also lazy.

          ✔️ can also be subbed in during the summer when the thermostat at the club is set to -47°

          Size guide

            XS S M L XL
          Waist (inches) 25 ¼ 26 ¾ 28 ⅜ 31 ½ 34 ⅝
          Hips (inches) 35 ⅜ 37 38 ⅝ 41 ¾ 44 ⅞

          Stylish, durable, and--let's face it--you can never own too many pairs. These poly/spandex leggings are made of a super cozy microfiber yarn and they'll never lose their stretch. Medium-weight and safely opaque for day to day use. For truly "squat-proof" thickness, consider ordering up one size to minimize overstretching.

          • Fabric: 82% polyester, 18% spandex
          • Fabric weight: 6.61 oz
          • Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our in-house team
          • Four-way stretch, which means fabric stretches and recovers both on the cross and lengthwise grains
          • Made of a microfiber yarn, which is smooth and comfortable
          • Generous elastic waistband for smooth waistline
          • All orders over $49 SHIP FREE
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          • $10 for orders less than $49 (Rest of World)

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          strippah sh!t lightweight black tote bag

          strippah sh!t lightweight black tote bag

          Regular price $25 USD
          The perfect accessory bag for stashing your stripper shit...what more can we say?

          Unless you've Marie Kondo'd your work bag lately, it's probably not large enough to stash ALL your shit ::cue those 3 girls that roll in to the club with legit luggage::

          However, this lightweight bag is great for keeping dirty stripper shit--like shoes or laundry--separate from the rest of your clean stripper shit...or vice versa. Plus, you get some good-for-the-environment vibes by using one less plastic bag err'yday, so it's a win all around.

          Not big enough to get bulky and weigh you down, not tiny enough to be useless, this lightweight tote is just the right size to work as a mid-size book bag, clutch, purse, or carry-all for your items.

          • 6 oz, 100% cotton canvas tote by Liberty Bags
          • 22” dual handles
          • Dimensions: 14 ½” x 15 ½”

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          strippah sh!t lightweight cream tote bag

          strippah sh!t lightweight cream tote bag

          Regular price $25 USD
          The perfect accessory bag for stashing your stripper shit...what more can we say?

          Unless you've Marie Kondo'd your work bag lately, it's probably not large enough to stash ALL your shit ::cue those 3 girls that roll in to the club with legit luggage::

          However, this lightweight bag is great for keeping dirty stripper shit--like shoes or laundry--separate from the rest of your clean stripper shit...or vice versa. Plus, you get some good-for-the-environment vibes by using one less plastic bag err'yday, so it's a win all around.

          Not big enough to get bulky and weigh you down, not tiny enough to be useless, this lightweight tote is just the right size to work as a mid-size book bag, clutch, purse, or carry-all for your items.

          • 6 oz, 100% cotton canvas tote by Liberty Bags
          • 22” dual handles
          • Dimensions: 14 ½” x 15 ½”

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          the right shoes heavyweight tote bag
          the right shoes heavyweight tote bag
          the right shoes heavyweight tote bag

          the right shoes heavyweight tote bag

          Regular price $25 USD

          The right pair of shoes can change your life...but also, make your work bag rully nasty. For the love of god(!!!) please stop throwing them in there with all your other expensive shit! Stash them in their own reusable bag--and no, the one that comes in the Pleaser box doesn't count.

          Good for the environment, keeps your other shit clean. 10/10, highly recommend.

          This tote bag is perfect for just about anything. The roomy, square bottom means you can confidently carry all of your stuff, from books to beachwear and more.
          • 12 oz 100% cotton canvas by Liberty Bags
          • Dimensions: 14” x 14” 
          • Reinforced, square bottom
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